hahahahahahahahahahah.....hahahahahaha.... 2007's UN-sexiest men:
[99] AARON CARTER
Aging kidz bopper
This pizza-faced little bro of the Backstreet Boys’ Nick Carter spent his airtime on their trainwreck reality show puking his guts out and trying to convince his trailer-trash buddies how ’hood he is.
[95] PATRICK STUMP
Fall Out Boy singer; emoticon
FOB ringleader Pete Wentz, who infamously camera-phoned pics of his own stuff and accidentally leaked ’em to the Internet, writes every no-good-worthless-lame lyric that comes out of Stump’s mouth (except for the ones they “borrowed” from Massachusetts hardcore vet Wes Eisold). But given the singer’s physique, Wentz must be feeding Stump more than words. If that pudge-gutted, receding-hairlined, mutton-chopped marionette wants to get some, we recommend a case of Slim-Fast, a couple of Motörhead records, and the retrieval of his goods from whatever jar Wentz keeps them in.
[92] OSAMA BIN LADEN
[91] BOB SAGET
[82] THE GEICO CAVEMEN
[30] HOWIE MANDEL
[33] SPENCER PRATT
King of The Hills
This obnoxious star of the MTV “documentary” series has greasy hair, a veiny neck and forehead, and a cast-iron jaw . . . and yet still manages to get playmates’ numbers. Sorta like Wooderson from Dazed and Confused, only without the charm. Which probably makes him more like Ben Affleck’s character.
[3] FLAVOR FLAV
Public Enemy
Here’s a thought that kept us company while we were compiling the list. You know the white, pasty flakes of sputum that collect at the corners of Flav’s mouth? (Flavor crystals, we’ve taken to calling them.) Where do those go when he makes out with his ladies?
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