please take out the trash!

I will officially hate you if you wear sandals like these. I hate, hate, hate them. Nothing says trash like platform sandals. If you own a pair and I see you in them and you never knew that I hate them, then this is your warning. You will get crap from me if I see you in them. I have my reasons, and I'm sticking to them. I have never seen anybody look good while wearing these. I doubt anyone will pull this off. Trust me, I might not know everything, but I do know platform flip-flops are trashy and ugly.